Archive for the 'WTF?' Category

New Category: (Stupid) Antics of the Apostles!

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

I saw a report by Gary Tuchman on CNNj yesterday during Anderson Cooper’s “360″ that just floored me with how devastating clear it makes it that some (significant?) portion of American “Christians” are either complete idiots or totally out of their minds.
You may have already heard about this. Here is a link to Tuchman’s “Behind […]

“I believe in UFOs.”

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Japanese Chief Cabinet Secretary Nobutaka Machimura made a bit of news this week at an official press conference when he announced that he believes in the existence of UFOs.
This isn’t all that surprising when you think about it, though.
After all, back in September he had a “Close Encounter of the Third Kind” of his very […]

Vanna White Loves Me!

Friday, December 14th, 2007

I mean, she must, what? She keeps leaving comments like this in the queue:
Hello webmaster…Man i love reading your blog, interesting posts ! it was a great Thursday.
Vanna White
OK, Vanna!
Hey, Pat, I wanna buy a vowel! Spin the big wheel, Vanna!
Big money! Big money! WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!

Hot Arab Women With Large Breasts!

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Will NOT be found anywhere on this website.
But you’d be surprised how many people seem to be ending up here as a result of googling for them.
So I thought it would be interesting to see what this post does to my hits over the next few days.
(I’m adding the “Breast-soothing” category tag, which is supposed […]

Today in the Anals* of Religious History…

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

This Muhammed loves you:

The other one, the towelhead, says, “GO TO HELL, INFIDEL!”
Well, at least his submissive, peace-loving (after all, Islam is a religion of peace, right?) followers say that.
This kind of silliness is a round-about hint at the answer, just in case you’re ever on a quiz show or playing Trivial Pursuit with friends, […]

My hand’s over my mouth

Friday, November 9th, 2007

I just heard on CNNj about the latest Obama “hand over heart?” BULLSHIT.
My GAWD, is this the kind of STUPID SHIT the coming election is going to be about? Hillary’s boobs and Barack’s loyalty? I think I’ll just unplug the TV for the next year and fire up iTunes instead.
“A people gets….”

Higher Education in Japan Today…Here’s what it sounds like

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Just in case you were wondering, I made some recordings this afternoon after my third-period class.
Outside the Humanities Building (468 KB MP3).
Inside a first-floor classroom inside the Annex opposite Hum (616 KB MP3).
Second-floor classroom inside the Annex (728 KB MP3)
Outside again, further away than first recording! (276 KB MP3)
And the absolute worst: outside the first-floor […]

Water + Board = Torture

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Especially in the context of cinematic “entertainment” featuring just postpubescent males running around half-nekkid and saying things like “Surf’s up, dudes!”
I’m sorry, you can consider me weak if you want, but all it would take is the mere threat of being made to watch something like that and I’d blab every secret I’ve ever heard […]

Anybody notice the outage?

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

I don’t know if anyone noticed…but the database server for the site was down again.
I hadn’t checked in much yesterday, so I didn’t notice until after midnight or so my time.
I fired off a rather pissed-off letter to Yahoo Support about it…using a draft of a longer complaint I started to write back on June […]

Hill’s got tits!

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

No shit.
Like, duh? I mean, hello…she is a woman, and I’ve never heard the phrase “double mastectomy” used in reference to her, and since the things usually tend to travel in pairs (with a nod there to Woody Allen), it only stands to reason that Hillary Clinton has breasts and therefore the potential for…oh my […]

And in the Extreme WTF Category…

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Two movie-related items I saw this evening on the tube (actually, both within the last hour or so) have left me reeling (as it were).
The first was a banner message flashed across the screen in red near the end of an interview with the guy who played the king of Sparta in “300″. I was […]

A Message to U.S. Hindus:

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Just a reminder from the “Good Book” of the “nice” people among whom you have chosen to dwell:
Give not that which is holy unto the dogs,
neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet,
and turn again and rend you.
I just saw on CNNj a quick clip about the heckling of the […]

Three from Jobanni

Monday, July 9th, 2007

…who obviously has too much time on his hands.
First, something so wrong it borders on right:

Next, an original Shakira video:
(Embedding disabled. Click here to open in new window.)
And finally, a MadTV parody based on the above:

Time to crawl…
Into the mud!

The Myth of the Japanese Gardener

Monday, July 9th, 2007

I’d really like to know where the Western (or at least North American) stereotype of the Japanese gardener came from. Because it sure as shit (for fertilizer) didn’t have anything to do with the way the art of horticulture is conducted in this country these days.
Arrived at uni today to find idiots cutting down trees […]

Here we go again…

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

It looks like the nice people at Yahoo! are doing something to the databases again…with their usual level of expertise.
I tried to access the blog here a little after 4:00 and got the old database error message. Hopefully it was just a minor glitch and not the beginning of another run of intermittent downtime like […]