Archive for the 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM' Category

Vanna White Loves Me!

Friday, December 14th, 2007

I mean, she must, what? She keeps leaving comments like this in the queue:
Hello webmaster…Man i love reading your blog, interesting posts ! it was a great Thursday.
Vanna White
OK, Vanna!
Hey, Pat, I wanna buy a vowel! Spin the big wheel, Vanna!
Big money! Big money! WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!

The towelheads are finally getting into the act

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Been getting a lot of comment spam lately purporting to be from Arabs.
For example, I just cleaned out spam from Tamer Husni (not sure if that could be Arabic or not, but it originated from Global Net, headquartered in Atlanta), Majida Al Roumi (same IP address as Tamer,, and Hot Arab Girl (same address […]

Ms Adams has been asking

Friday, September 14th, 2007

How much does it cost links on your blog (Blogroll)?
Obviously “Ms Adams” is not a native speaker of English, or she doesn’t bother to proofread what she puts into her spambot, silly bitch. Presumably she wants to know how much it would cost her to have me place links to her site on this blog.
My […]


Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Not too long ago the SpamCop ( service I funnel my spam-plagued ATT WorldNet account mail through underwent a major interface upgrade. Sender names and message titles that formerly displayed as gobbledy-gook (I could have logged in under Japanese but have always preferred to use the English-language version) now correctly render into Japanese or Chinese […]

Annoying idiots

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

I just found 77 comments waiting in the mod queue, all posted by “MOBY” and all saying this:
I can’t add your post to Digg. How I do this?
Very annoying.
But all deleted.

Why don’t you take donations via paypal?

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Kaale ( asks in a spam comment.
Here’s the whole thing:
Hi nice blog but why do you dont take donations via paypal?.Place a button on your site for people that whant to give you donations.For your blog thats extra money for you.So that you keep your blog for a long time.I fink many people wil give […], go away!

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

Eric, or Jakob, or Tanya, or whatever your name really is, just go away already, OK?
You’re wasting your time trying to post your comment spam here. Go find an unmonitored blog somewhere else.
And the new domain you’re wanting to link to isn’t amusing in the least.
New f*ckhead, same old tricks. Yawn!

Cheeky-assed Comment Spammer

Monday, June 18th, 2007

Found this in the mod queue this morning:
Name: Eric | E-mail: | URI: | IP:
This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title Free Speech America at it again. Thanks for informative article.
(Existing timestamp: June 18, 2007 @ 11:20)
If you go to his website (but, seriously, why bother?), […]

Free Speech America again: a resolution?

Monday, May 28th, 2007

The bounced email I got from their webform last week has continued to bother me, so I went back to their contact page and found an info@ address and sent the following message to it:
Subject: Blog comment spammer at your location?
I tried sending a message about this the other day using the webform on your […]

Free Speech America at it again

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

After several weeks of silence, I just found eight new spam messages, all with the same content, waiting in the mod queue.
So I made good on my threat and have just sent an abuse report to their provider, Comcast.
Let’s see what happens.
(Oh, yeah, I notified them that I had done so using their contact webform.)

Something WRONG with the world…

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

There’s definitely something wrong with the world when I have to receive spam email in Japanese on my office account advertising “Young, Pink P****”.
What really pisses me off the most is that the “new improved” network system and administration actually lets this shit get to my mailbox. Sure, it marks the subject line with “SPAM:” […]

Free Speech America

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Owner of, please stop comment-spamming my blog.
I tried accessing your website to see if you were a sadly misguided and over-zealous but real webmaster. Your site took too long to begin to respond appropriately, which is always a bad sign. I therefore conclude that you’re just another stupid spammer. Get a life.
And btw, publishing […]

Hello there!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

I like your blog and i have a proposal for you. I want to buy a text link on your blog. I want to pay between 20-30$/week, but we can negociate. If you are interested please fill the contact form at this address->click here
Privyet, Andrei, moy druk! Kak dyela? Izvinitye mnye, bud I wud nyot […]


Sunday, April 1st, 2007

What’d’ya know…SpamCop works!
Don’t get too many of the following, so it was a nice change to find it in the mailbox:
Thank you for your report concerning this Unsolicited Bulk Email incident.
The account concerned has been identified and suspended under the terms of our Acceptable Use Policy, which may be viewed at:
Please accept our apologies for […]

Lorraine writes and asks, “Do you remember me?”

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

This one came in on my AT&T WorldNet account…and I have to admit, it gave me pause.
Lorraine, you see, was (is?) the given name of the…person whose path briefly crossed mine while I was at the Kousen…the one who will forever be known as “The Sumo Woman”.
You know, the one who was so fat that […]