This Muhammed loves you:
The other one, the towelhead, says, “GO TO HELL, INFIDEL!”
Well, at least his submissive, peace-loving (after all, Islam is a religion of peace, right?) followers say that.
This kind of silliness is a round-about hint at the answer, just in case you’re ever on a quiz show or playing Trivial Pursuit with friends, to the question, “Why won’t Muslims ever have a space program?”
And speaking of religion-oriented questions, here’s another one for you:
Ever seen a black Mormon?
Me, neither, now that I’ve thought about it.
It was a funny coincidence that this morning on CNNj they had a soundbite about some black guy more or less accusing Romney of racism (no blacks on his campaign staff) when just last night I was reading Christopher Hitchens’ comments on the history of the Mormon cult. (You see, he really is an equal opportunity basher, which I quite like. Has an interesting take on Gandhi, by the way; about how it was probably a good thing for India that he was assassinated before he had a chance to see any of his spinning wheel policies put into practice since, Hitchens contends, they would have led to economic disaster.) I had no idea that Joseph Smith and his followers were pro-slavery and involved in anti-abolitionist activities. Or that it took the Mormon organization a long time to renounce the errors of its founder. (Or that Smith was a jailbird, but that’s a topic for another time.)
Maybe Romney and his crew didn’t get the memo?
* Not a misspelling.