Archive for November, 2007

Today in the Anals* of Religious History…

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

This Muhammed loves you:

The other one, the towelhead, says, “GO TO HELL, INFIDEL!”
Well, at least his submissive, peace-loving (after all, Islam is a religion of peace, right?) followers say that.
This kind of silliness is a round-about hint at the answer, just in case you’re ever on a quiz show or playing Trivial Pursuit with friends, […]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Remember to give thanks today to your loved ones and all those who have helped you in some way during the past year.
That’s right, “to” not “for”.
The universe doesn’t care whether you thank it or not. It’s doing its thing and will keep right on doing it whether you thank it or not. Thank the […]

The towelheads are finally getting into the act

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Been getting a lot of comment spam lately purporting to be from Arabs.
For example, I just cleaned out spam from Tamer Husni (not sure if that could be Arabic or not, but it originated from Global Net, headquartered in Atlanta), Majida Al Roumi (same IP address as Tamer,, and Hot Arab Girl (same address […]

Well, the Mohammedans get it half right…

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

You’ve no doubt heard the Shahadah, the Islamic declaration of faith, once or twice, the first part of which runs Lā ilāha illā-llāh, “There is no god but God (Allah)”, right? It has occurred to me more than once that if you drop the last two words of that, you’ve pretty much said what has […]

America won’t elect a non-Christian, says Romney

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Well, it will have if it elects Romney, no?
Why does everyone afford the Mormons the mantle of Christian “respectability” (cough cough)? MORMONS ARE NOT CHRISTIANS. (”Christians” aren’t really Christians, either, but the stick for beating that one is long broken.) What’s so hard to understand about this? All you have to do is look—just a […]

My hand’s over my mouth

Friday, November 9th, 2007

I just heard on CNNj about the latest Obama “hand over heart?” BULLSHIT.
My GAWD, is this the kind of STUPID SHIT the coming election is going to be about? Hillary’s boobs and Barack’s loyalty? I think I’ll just unplug the TV for the next year and fire up iTunes instead.
“A people gets….”

Higher Education in Japan Today…Here’s what it sounds like

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Just in case you were wondering, I made some recordings this afternoon after my third-period class.
Outside the Humanities Building (468 KB MP3).
Inside a first-floor classroom inside the Annex opposite Hum (616 KB MP3).
Second-floor classroom inside the Annex (728 KB MP3)
Outside again, further away than first recording! (276 KB MP3)
And the absolute worst: outside the first-floor […]

She’s BACK!!!

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

And she’s whack!
Doing NASTY thingses with her handses, my Preciousesssss! (gollum)
And giving the Paulians no quarter! (Except as in “drawn and ~ed”!)

Water + Board = Torture

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

Especially in the context of cinematic “entertainment” featuring just postpubescent males running around half-nekkid and saying things like “Surf’s up, dudes!”
I’m sorry, you can consider me weak if you want, but all it would take is the mere threat of being made to watch something like that and I’d blab every secret I’ve ever heard […]